Can you even resist?
summary: dan and phil’s relationship from 2009 - now
warning: frottage/grinding, handjobs, fingering, rimming lol, buttsex, dirty talk, masturbation, self-harm (mentioned), depression, suicidal themes, sADNESS
a/n: yes this is what i think happened and yes i know for a fact that the majority of this is accurate (i’m not even a stalker srsly i’ve just been here since the start) this is a super long thing i did bc i wanted to just express phan yknow so yh drop me an ask or tweet me if u think this is ok
-When Dan thinks back, their relationship was kind of fucked from the start really. Because it was never much of a relationship in the first place. The more he thinks, the more blurred it becomes, until it’s all just one big smudge and all he can gather together in his head clearly is ‘PHIL’ - everything else is nothing more than a blurry-as-fuck png image with no chance of ever being restored to its original quality.But Dan guesses it’s better that way.
there comes a point where you have read so much fan fiction that you want to be a guy just so you can be a gay guy
Dan Howell’s Butt Appreciation Post (｡◕‿◕｡)
Has anyone notice that Dan’s and Phil’s hair both go in and both phtheir smiles go outward…
it’s not hard to see that people on tumblr love gays more than gays love gays